Jul 27
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Opportunity. I would like to take this moment to talk to you all about opportunity. Last week, our stock was at an all-time low of $.019 per share, putting the value of tfQ somewhere around $1900.   Well, I told you all not to worry.  So, what did I do? I released our own iPhone application. And guess what, it has sold so successfully, it is likely to double the value of our stock. We’ve sold 100 copies! That’s $1999!  Now, I know what you’re thinking; I really took advantage of an opportunity there. But that’s not the opportunity I wanted to talk about. Every year, in December, tfQ is scheduled to announce its person of the year in a very special issue. It will be a look back at all of the great personalities on Tumblr and be a celebration of the one that stood out the most - the revolutionary, the visionary, the best.I realized that my recent achievement of launching this magazine and doubling its value in just a matter of days is a great achievement, thereby making me a great man. So, back to opportunity.  I decided to take advantage of this one moment in time, this one opportunity, to do something truly revolutionary -  to change the month in which we celebrate the person of the year to accommodate my own great achievements.So let’s celebrate! I hope and I’m sure that I’m an inspiration to you all.Sincerely,Nonlinearmind-tfQ Person of the Year

Opportunity.

I would like to take this moment to talk to you all about opportunity. Last week, our stock was at an all-time low of $.019 per share, putting the value of tfQ somewhere around $1900.   Well, I told you all not to worry. 

So, what did I do? I released our own iPhone application. And guess what, it has sold so successfully, it is likely to double the value of our stock. We’ve sold 100 copies! That’s $1999!  Now, I know what you’re thinking; I really took advantage of an opportunity there.

But that’s not the opportunity I wanted to talk about. Every year, in December, tfQ is scheduled to announce its person of the year in a very special issue. It will be a look back at all of the great personalities on Tumblr and be a celebration of the one that stood out the most - the revolutionary, the visionary, the best.

I realized that my recent achievement of launching this magazine and doubling its value in just a matter of days is a great achievement, thereby making me a great man. So, back to opportunity.  I decided to take advantage of this one moment in time, this one opportunity, to do something truly revolutionary -  to change the month in which we celebrate the person of the year to accommodate my own great achievements.

So let’s celebrate! I hope and I’m sure that I’m an inspiration to you all.

Sincerely,

Nonlinearmind
-tfQ Person of the Year