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Hello stockholders (I love saying that), I’m afraid that I have some bad news and I just wanted to get in front of this before the liberal, pro-content, mainstream media gets a hold of it.It seems that I was ill advised in printing and distributing company stock, especially in exchange for no compensation. I think that I read it wrong on the internet. It seems that in giving away shares willy nilly, I have actually hurt the value of the legitimate stock held by legitimate stockholders (investors that I don’t like anyway).In fact, one of the stockholders told me that the stock was no longer worth the paper it was printed on. I thought that he was throwing around some “stock owning person’s” jargon, but he meant literally. Yesterday I spent over $2000 having stock certificates designed, printed and stamped with that gold foil. At the time the SEC halted trading on our stock, it was worth $ 0.019 per share, and with 100,000 shares outstanding, gives us a valuation of $1900.There is good news!  But first just a little bit more bad news. At the time that I gave you the stock certificates, the stock was at around $22. If you had been wise enough to sell it then, you would have had $22. Today you would have just under $.02. On the upside, that is still a bigger piece of tfQ than you had yesterday morning, so I don’t want to hear any complaints. You also have a certificate that is worth at least $.02.Finally, the good news! Once the SEC clears me of any wrongdoing (I’m just going to tell them the truth, that the Internet was wrong), I will be free and clear to run tfQ as I see fit into the foreseeable future.Lastly, in all of this, I don’t want you to think that I don’t have a plan to make money for the company. I have big plans and shall reveal them on Friday. And no, it does not involve adding content!Thank you for your understanding and patience,  stockholders!Sincerely,NonlinearmindEditor/Publisher/SEC “Person of Interest”

Hello stockholders (I love saying that),
I’m afraid that I have some bad news and I just wanted to get in front of this before the liberal, pro-content, mainstream media gets a hold of it.

It seems that I was ill advised in printing and distributing company stock, especially in exchange for no compensation. I think that I read it wrong on the internet. It seems that in giving away shares willy nilly, I have actually hurt the value of the legitimate stock held by legitimate stockholders (investors that I don’t like anyway).

In fact, one of the stockholders told me that the stock was no longer worth the paper it was printed on. I thought that he was throwing around some “stock owning person’s” jargon, but he meant literally. Yesterday I spent over $2000 having stock certificates designed, printed and stamped with that gold foil. At the time the SEC halted trading on our stock, it was worth $ 0.019 per share, and with 100,000 shares outstanding, gives us a valuation of $1900.

There is good news!  But first just a little bit more bad news. At the time that I gave you the stock certificates, the stock was at around $22. If you had been wise enough to sell it then, you would have had $22. Today you would have just under $.02. On the upside, that is still a bigger piece of tfQ than you had yesterday morning, so I don’t want to hear any complaints. You also have a certificate that is worth at least $.02.

Finally, the good news! Once the SEC clears me of any wrongdoing (I’m just going to tell them the truth, that the Internet was wrong), I will be free and clear to run tfQ as I see fit into the foreseeable future.

Lastly, in all of this, I don’t want you to think that I don’t have a plan to make money for the company. I have big plans and shall reveal them on Friday. And no, it does not involve adding content!

Thank you for your understanding and patience,  stockholders!

Sincerely,

Nonlinearmind
Editor/Publisher/SEC “Person of Interest”