Jul 03
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The investors have been a bit nervous with the lack of content in the magazine. Obviously they are part of the stuffy old “new-media” elites who are so quick to declare print media dead. I’ve been trying to convince them that our strength is our lack of content. That is why people will be willing to go out of their way to get to one of our 8 exclusive BoutfQues™ and drop $5 on a magazine with no content. To put their mind at ease, I have signed twitter/tumblr sex-kitten emzbulletproof to appear in a series of billboards promoting the magazine. She was kind enough to appear at the unveiling and sign autographed photos of herself sitting on the laps of investors (for $15 each, which is how I paid for catering). They seemed convinced and very enthusiastic about the new campaign and the direction that I was taking the magazine. Be on the lookout for billboards appearing in your town!

The investors have been a bit nervous with the lack of content in the magazine. Obviously they are part of the stuffy old “new-media” elites who are so quick to declare print media dead. I’ve been trying to convince them that our strength is our lack of content. That is why people will be willing to go out of their way to get to one of our 8 exclusive BoutfQues™ and drop $5 on a magazine with no content.

To put their mind at ease, I have signed twitter/tumblr sex-kitten emzbulletproof to appear in a series of billboards promoting the magazine. She was kind enough to appear at the unveiling and sign autographed photos of herself sitting on the laps of investors (for $15 each, which is how I paid for catering). They seemed convinced and very enthusiastic about the new campaign and the direction that I was taking the magazine.

Be on the lookout for billboards appearing in your town!