Jun 22
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Everyone, The investors freaked the fuck out when they learned of my plans to lease expensive retail space and distribute the magazine exclusively through our boutfQues rather than through newsstands and other retailers. They demanded a meeting, so I invited them into the headquarters. To put their minds at ease, I decided to make the place look like their money was being put to good use and going towards the payroll of a proper magazine staff. I went out and dropped $60,000 on these really sweet, high tech metal and glass desks and awesome Italian leather, 32-adjustment office chairs. To complete the look, I printed up business cards to put on each desk. I must say that they were pretty impressed with the place and spent hours walking through the store and reading our magazine covers. They also appreciated that each of you was busy and out on assignment when they visited and that the money was being well-managed. So these are the business cards that I ran off. Feel free to print a couple out just in case you happen to be approached on the street by one of the investors. I apologize for anyone that I left out. For those of you who are on the “payroll”, you’re not really on the payroll. Sincerely, Nonlinearmind-Editor/Publisher/Visionary

Everyone,

The investors freaked the fuck out when they learned of my plans to lease expensive retail space and distribute the magazine exclusively through our boutfQues rather than through newsstands and other retailers. They demanded a meeting, so I invited them into the headquarters.

To put their minds at ease, I decided to make the place look like their money was being put to good use and going towards the payroll of a proper magazine staff. I went out and dropped $60,000 on these really sweet, high tech metal and glass desks and awesome Italian leather, 32-adjustment office chairs. To complete the look, I printed up business cards to put on each desk.

I must say that they were pretty impressed with the place and spent hours walking through the store and reading our magazine covers. They also appreciated that each of you was busy and out on assignment when they visited and that the money was being well-managed.

So these are the business cards that I ran off. Feel free to print a couple out just in case you happen to be approached on the street by one of the investors. I apologize for anyone that I left out. For those of you who are on the “payroll”, you’re not really on the payroll.

Sincerely,

Nonlinearmind
-Editor/Publisher/Visionary