Dear loyal readers,

I didn’t want you to think that I was resting on my laurels during my hiatus. In fact, I’ve been giving some thought for a while about how newspapers and magazines are dying and, while traditional logic dictates that we should go all-digital, I’ve decided that we need to open up a series of tfQ boutiques.

These boutiques will be breathtaking in design and will be a place where our latest issues are sparsely placed around the store space. People need to be reintroduced to the excitement that is paper and I feel that this is the best approach. There will be several reading areas, where our covergirls and coverboys will visit on occasion to read, speak, and sign autographed copies. There will also be a corner reserved for children where a storyteller will read them passages from the latest tfQ for Kids.

In addition to several reading areas, we will also have a “subscription bar” where one of our certified specialists can help you get started with a new subscription, renew an existing subscription, help you change your address on a current subscription, or help you troubleshoot why you may no longer be getting your copy of tfQ.

So this is what I’ve been working on during my hiatus. Above is a picture of our flagship Herndon, Virginia retail location, worldwide headquarters, and living quarters for myself. This is just the beginning,  and obviously we have nowhere to go but up. That’s why I’ve already signed 10-year leases in 8 other major cities.

Thank you again for your loyalty. The best is yet to come!

Nonlinearmind

- Your Humble Editor/Publisher/Visionary